Jokes of the millinium:

(warning some materials may not be suited for lamers)

Q- What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

A- You hear of them but never see them.

Q- What is the difference between Bill Clinton and aliens?

A- Aliens never get caught.

Q- Why did the blonde jump over the chain lenk fence?

A- Because she wanted to see what was on the other side.

Two blondes were walking over some tracks. The 1st one said that they were walking over moose tracks. The 2nd one said they were walking over deer tracks. They were still arguing over it when the train hit them.